Is Busujima-kun crying?!
Maybe he lost one of his buddies in a turf war...
Eiji!
You forgot your gym clothes at home this morning.
Your big sister brought them for you!
Gah!
Didn't I tell you not to come to the first-year classrooms, Sis?!
Oh dear, you're so heartless.
Would you just get out of here already?!
Aw... Your poor big sister...
DUDE, THE FREAKIN' THUG HAS A SMOKING-HOT SISTER WITH CRAZY HUGE BOOBS -US POOR SAPS
Dude, the freakin' thug
Has a smoking-hot sister
With crazy huge boobs...!
Poem 2: Nanako's Diet
Alrighty, so...
Per Eiji's request,
Help Eiji Busujima Become More Popular
this is our theme for the day.
Thanks very much!
You just can't seem to shake that "scary" image of yours, huh?
I mean, I like to think I'm a pretty nice person.
Alright then, use that appeal and turn it into a poem. Go!
If I were to split
This here popsicle like so,
I'd give you this half
That's totally weak!
Help Eiji Busujima Become More Popular
So you know how they have the
"Karai High Rankings" list on the school website?
You're ranked #2 in terms of
the disconnect between your tough exterior and club affiliation.
Who's ranked #1?!
We could probably spin it as a positive and call it a cute "gap" of sorts...
But since you're only #2, it might not pan out...
"Gap"...?
Most women these days
Are really attracted to
A cute "gap" like that!
Nanako-chan, can you think of anything?
Like, an area where Eiji-kun could use some improvement.
Well, I think Ei-chan
Is perfectly fine to stay
Just the way he is
Okay, if you HAD to pick something?
Every so often, When he's super deep in thought, His eyes roll backwards!
Every so often,
When he's super deep in thought,
His eyes roll backwards!
Th-they do?!
Yeah, that's definitely freaky...
Hold on, I don't remember ever doing that!
Really? Not even once?
I guess it's possible...
There it is! You're doing it right now!
Well... maybe I'm asking too much. Maybe I'm just not a likeable person.
But I can think of
A lot of good qualities
About you, Ei-chan!
Whenever you split
A donut to share with me,
You give me this half!
Whenever you share
A refreshing drink with me,
You pour it like this!
Oh, man... I really am lame...
Hello there, everyone!
Thanks for always looking out for Eiji.
I'm his big sister, Koto Ohtsuki.
Cut the crap, would you?!
You and I have just been friends since we were kids!
I changed your diapers, I'll have you know.
We're only two years apart. There's no freakin' way!
More importantly, Eiji... are you paying attention in class?
Look, you've got sleep in your eyes! Jeez...
Do you have any tissues? I'll make sure to give you some.
I have medicine in my bag, so let me know if you start feeling sick, okay?
C'mon, you're embarrassing me! Go home already!
I... I can't look away...
Would you like to go
And get some tea or something
With us after this?
My, how sweet of you!
But I'll have to pass. I have a club meeting to attend.
What club are you in, Koto-san?
The American Armed Forces Combative Club.
Ranked #1 in the gap between outward appearance and club affiliation...
It's gotta be her!
By the way, Ei-chan,
Do you have a girlfriend or
A special someone?
Huh?! What kind of nonsense are you-
Aw, it's nothing to be embarrassed about.
Humans have been fartin' as long as they've been livin'.
A Taste of Spring Fair
Hey, Nanako. You wanna grab a bite?
Didn't you tell me you don't like onions?
I'm doing my best
To overcome my weakness
And improve myself!
Oh, good for you!
You sure got a big appetite.
Come to think of it... you're gettin' a little round in the middle.
A Taste of Spring Fair
Big Sis, time for breakfast!
Hey Hiro-kun,
Do you think that I might've
Gained a little weight?
N-Nanako's dieting?! C-could this mean...?!
Huh? I dunno about that, but you do eat a whole lot.
You scarf down more food than the up-and-coming sumo wrestlers on TV!
Dosukoi!
Maybe you should try small-
Oh, God! What's with the angry face?!
You shouldn't be worrying about your weight. You're still growing, after all.
D-Dad?
It's fine. He always does this.
Huh? A diet?
Sure, I've gone on diets before, but...
Which lucky dog are you trying to slim down for, anyway?
Though something tells me it's probably Eiji-kun...
That's not it at all!
I want to show off for you,
President Amane!
H-huh?! M-me?!
Well, I wouldn't exactly mind.
Huh? The secret to a nice body? But Nanako-chan, you're super slender!
Oh, it must be for Eiji.
Aw, you're so adorable!
Okay then...
If you want a flatter stomach, how about we try some sit-ups?
Leave it to me, Coach!
I'll tackle any challenge
You can throw at me!
Let's start with 30! Just take it at your own pace.
Go!
Let me hug you, just one time!
Nanako-chan!
Oh, it's Nanako and Big Sis Koto.
They're training...?
If they wanted to exercise, they shoulda just told me...
And that's how you snap an attacker's neck if he comes at you with a knife!
The hell is she teaching her?!
Yo, Big Sis Koto! What are you and Nanako doing?
It's a secret!
B-but why?
Jeez, you're so oblivious...
Huh...?
She's doing this for you, you know.
For me...?
Then that means...!
Nanako wants to snap my neck?!
ONE WEEK LATER
S'up?
Uh, what's with the serious face?
N-no way... Please don't kill me...!
Huh?!
So, what do you think?!
Isn't my stomach flatter
Than it was before?!
Um, I dunno what to say...
I've never touched a girl's stomach before...
President, is that...
Huh?! N-no! I, uh-!
...a disguise?
By the way, is there a reason you don't have a boyfriend, Koto-san?
Why the sudden interest, President?
I'm just kinda curious.
You're cute and you have a nice figure...
There's about a million reasons why someone would like you.
Oh my, you flatter me! Are you hitting on me?
I didn't mean it like that!
I'm not all that great.
There are plenty of girls out there cuter than I am.
I dunno...
Koto-san, could it be... that there's someone you like?
Someone I like...?
My name's Eiji.
Whadda 'bout you?
Nope.
Then...
And even if there was,
I think the way things are now works best for both of us.
Huh? What's that mean?
I mean... I am his big sister, after all.
Well? Whadda 'bout you?
Hey! You ought to address me with a little more respect.
How come?
Because I'm older than you.
Then what am I s'posed to call you?
Hmm...
You may call me "Big Sister Koto."
Big Sis Koto...?
Sure, close enough.
On the next epi-
-sode of Senryu Girl:
Let's Go to the A-
-musement Park!
Next Time, Poem 3 "Let's Go to the Amusement Park"